One of the things people are always asking me - apart from "Where's that twenty quid you owe me?!?!?" - seriously, Wee Tamm, I will pay you back!!!! - is "Where do you get your ideas from?" to which my usual reply is "A small firm just outside of Inverness!" to which the audience at whatever event I'm attending usually laugh.  

However, the last time I said this, on an internet chat forum, someone simply called me a "cunt", which I thought both unnecessary and extreme.