Phew! Well alright! Well alright! I've finally got my arse in gear to start my own blog, where I can document all my important thoughts and share the inside track on the various screenplays, novels, novellas, sitcoms, poetry anthologies, and Scottish-themed historical erotica that I'm currently working on.

This is strictly for the fans really - so if you feel like dropping me a line then don't be shy, as one coconut said to the other! (Hardcore fans will recognise that as a line from my internet gangster caper "Hamish and the Big Jobbie")

Fer teh Mah hoo noo,

Yer wee pal

Iain x